if it had one line in it that was half as funny as any of the one-liners in fast and the furious, i would say i liked it. suck it ******bag got me to lol but no movie that static will ever make me like it. it was worth watching but i watched it the night before opening, for free. so... not worth paying for imho.

"hey next time try fatburger, you can get a double cheeseburger with fries for 5.99 ******!
i like the tuna here.
bull**** *******, no one likes the tuna here!"

now that's a ****ing joke.

seriously, all i wanted was one dynamic character. there isn't a single one. unless you count the bad guy dying. i guess that's dynamic.(true story: it's not)

if you liked this movie on any level other than laughing at it or jesefp gorbin levit scott getting creamed threex in his headmovies, then we can't be friends.