Oh Yeah?
I'm so slow that I had to return my bike computer to the LBS 5 times, because it would never work...

/rimshot - "try the ckicken, tastes just like chicken, I'm here til Sunday..."

on a 'real' note - end of yesterday's ride, I'm thinkin to myself "why does the Big Ring feels so hard to push right now?" - look down, and I'm lookin at the chain on the small ring... on a compact crank setup... DOH :-\