Hahaha this is fun, let me add my noobness in

-I fell off at least twice that I can remember, I unclipped the right foot and then accidently started leaning left with my foot clipped in...
-I gave up on a few hills where I pushed so hard that i could not make it. Then I tried to start again but the hill was too steep so I fell off and rode down.
-I tried to keep pace with a girl for 10 miles until she finally sped off. I was doing good until I got right next to her(this took alot of energy) and she was still relaxed
-A guy on a MTB was ahead and I tried for at least 12 miles to catch up to him but couldnt.
-I still suck at flats