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Old 09-01-12, 06:04 AM
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My current favorite....Complete with soundtrack.

Colnago - $1350 (Boulder)

[HR][/HR]Date: 2012-08-30, 2:50PM MDT
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This bike is way awesomer than you.

Truth be told, this bike is probably so rad that no one in Boulder County should have the right to own such a magnificent beast. If you dig shredding copious amounts of downtown road gnar, this is basically like being in the center of a rap video with Jay-Z on a yacht, except you can't roll a yacht down to Amante and just front on all the beotches. That's where the Colnago Decor comes in.

It's like teal and pink and ****, it's so 80s it has it's own theme song and here's a freakin' link to it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BizWIhrZ_Tw

Seriously, the Colnago loves 80s dance electronica.


If you insist on converting this magical unicorn of a bike into a fixie, and you're not a smokin' hot college girl that's 5' 9" - the price goes up by $100.

Buy this bike and your sex life will improve by at least 10x.*

*results may vary

Respectfully,

Guardian of Awesome
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