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[h=2]LOOK!!! Super Hipster Fixed Gear Handlebars! - $75 (Atlanta, GA)[/h][HR][/HR]
Date: 2012-09-06, 7:10PM EDT
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Are you tired of trying to cruise through tight city traffic with wide handlebars? As you swoop like Batman around every corner, do you find your handlebars slamming into car doors, drunk Georgia Tech girls, or ghetto G's who try to chase you down after you just clipped their favorite forty out of their hands? Well, look no more because we've got the handlebar for you. Our short stubbies guarantee you the aerodynamics you want while you're pedaling like greased lightning down to Criminal records to pick up your favorite tunes. If you act now, we'll saran wrap your entire upper body for free to help you slice through the winds of Atlanta.
What's that you say? Our bars are STILL too long for you? No worries, my friend. For an extra $10, we'll upgrade you to our top of the line "No-Bars". They are zero centimeters long and exceptionally easy to install in your Thomson stem. You don't even need to loosen the bolts.
Please note, you may need to cut down your Oury grips to fit.
Also, don't forget to check out our other ads for specials on fixed gear conversion projects: http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/bik/3250623825.html
