Originally Posted by Dudelsack

I rode a MUP today and these fat old ladies jumped me, beat me up, and stole my bike. No one would help me. Then I had to walk home because these other MUP riders stole my car. Before any of this happened I slid in dog poop. I flatted on goatheads. I got bad diarrhea and soiled my britches.

It was a pretty good ride otherwise.