This time I'll be a bit more clear, I'm not wearing a fruity towel and I don't play the Ukulele, sure I could strum it as good as the next guy, but I don't want to carry the extra weight. Ok Ok, if I had his hat, necklace and goatee to complete the ensemble, I would do it.

Ukulele is not a word you see in print very often, almost had to google that one too.