Rad has a good point as to what is proper attire.

I Stopped by our local watering hole wearing my full OCP kit, and when I walked into the pub full of Harley bikers, I just ordered up my Alaskan Amber, took one look at all those dorks in chaps, chains, leather skull caps, chicks with leather bras, body art galore, and couldn't help but bust out laughing at the whole bunch of them for looking so GEEKY.

They all just dropped their heads in shame and began to sob, as my OCP superiority was far too powerful to be in their presence. It was all I could do to keep them from falling to their knees and begging my forgiveness while chanting, "I'm not worthy!"

What the heck are these people thinking? It's no wonder they hide out in these run down old shacks in order to get a brew.