What an awesome thread. Lol

Here goes my contribution:

Everyone thought I was insane when I spent $500 on a hybrid, now they think I lost my mind when I spent 3k on a road bike.
I definitely am too fat for this sport 6'3 236 lbs.
I have something against people who ride only Cannondale, Trek, Specialized and so on because they never knew other brands existed.
Also, I've been obsessive over keeping my things in perfect condition (phones, car paint, bike paint, etc.) since I was 7.
....Oh and I'm a BMW ******bag.