OK, I'm riding on a local bike path, full kit etc. and I see up ahead a large group of people congregated on the path. I'd guess 2 or 3 hundred folks there. As I get closer, I realize they are getting ready to start a running race and the emcee is giving out instructions over the pa system. Since I cant get by I elect to turn around, narrow path, of course I mismanage the turn, cant get unclipped and down I go. All 3 hundred people turn around at the commotion, the announcer says (over the PA) "Sir! Are you all right?!?"

I weakly say something to the effect of "I meant to do that" and off I go.

It's funnier now.