OK, I will NOT be drawing anything because I'm no artist. I'll poke around and see what I can find as far as clipart. Anyone else is welcome too, as well.
I agree with getting away from the "fat" theme. I'm doing things at this point to amuse myself and to stir up conversation and draw out ideas.
I found a few things that look interesting to me:
I could swap out the mtn bike for a roadie pretty easily.
Will look for more ideas tomorrow.