Just gotta love Judge Judy...
I love a statement she made on one of her shows where she was hearing a case where this girls ex-boyfriend was posting a video of them having sex. She was suing him for mental distress.
Judge Judy said " You made a choice to get in bed with a video camera running right?"
Girl: "Yes Judge Judy"
JJudy; "Well you're an idiot" ( this incidentally nearly caused me to fall out of my chair in laughter )
Girl: Yada, Yada "I'm not an idiot.."
Judge Judy: "Miss let this be a lesson to you, never do anything you'd be ashamed to let your grandchildren see.."