the rest of the post is what I had in mind IF I could have kept it. Why are all of you being jerks? Damn, I said I was going to call the police and "IF" I could keep it, that what I had in mind. I never said that I'm PLANNING TO KEEP IT and I'm not going to UNLESS no one claims it. Quit being so damn touchy!

Not to worry, I will NEVER ask another question or advice here again.