I've unclipped on the left and fell down (hard) on the right... twice.
I've been passed by a kid 10 years younger than me, wearing cargo pants, batting gloves, basketball shoes, and a jersey that was 2 sizes to big for him... on the same bike that I was riding.
I was passed by a guy who was 40 years older than me, riding a SWEET bike... twice on the same ride (Prospect Park loop)
I ALWAYS check out the bike before I check out the girl. (I'm with you, skinnyone)
I hit a car's front fender, slid over the hood on my back, and landed hard on my hip leaving some nasty road rash... and the car was idle.
I was drafting someone (who I didn't know). As he removed his hand from his handle bars, he turned his head and shot an ENORMOUS snot rocket... directley into my face.
I almost killed a dog by trying to ride in between a woman and said dog... not seeing the leash.

ahhh... it's nice to get all that off my chest.

repeat ANY of it and you all DIE!!!!