Originally Posted by Lieren

Gents, I gotta tell you something. When I'm on my bike, I fit the profile of the sort of rider a lot of you apparently like to try to pass--fit woman in heels and a skirt who doesn't run lights. But, the lights on the bulk of my commute are timed at 20 mph and I am one of the very few of the many riders I see daily who can hit those lights (on a hybrid, no less!). So when I pass you toodling along, and all of a sudden you decide you have to be in front of me, or when you use a red light to sneak past me, here's what I think:

TINY DICK.

Seriously, I hope you all are already partnered, because this is some seriously unattractive *****.