Originally Posted by
Mr. Hairy Legs
Fred is someone who meets at least one of these criteria:
√ -rides a cheap bike
x -rides an expensive bike, slowly
√ -has hairy legs
√ -wears normal clothes while riding
√ -is carrying anything with him, in panniers, backpack etc.
√ -rides to work
√ -uses fenders
√ - uses a mirror
√ - uses lights (more than one set front and rear)
√ - wears a reflective vest (not purchased at a bike shop)