According to this definition I'm a "FRED" because I refused to dress up in a costume to take my bycycle for a ride. What's the term for the guy who thinks he is racing in the Tour De France. Most of the guys I see in there bicycle costumes look like there doing an imitation of 10LBs of bolonga in a 5LB bag. I've never called anyone a name because of the way they were dresses and I've never been called a name for what I was wearing. I did not know I was a "Fred". I just want to get out of the house, and exercise.