Originally Posted by Gnosis

Unfortunately, LEO’s (Law Enforcement Officers) of various demographics simply don’t concern themselves with bicycle theft, so giving them a bicycle’s serial number amounts to little more than an exercise in futility. Naturally, it’s worth a try, as LEO’s in some precincts actually work for a living, but as was demonstrated per my precinct, it was purely a wasted effort on my behalf, as they wouldn’t lift a single pork-riddled finger to check if the bicycle I had brought to their station had been stolen. When I tried to hand them its serial number, which I had written on a piece of paper, they declined to accept it! That’s how useless these gun-toting imbeciles are around here and this is why “We The People” are finding it increasingly necessary to take the law into our own hands, as these poor excuses for law enforcement have failed us on so many levels!