Today at work I seriously stubbed my right big toe in the morning while wearing toms and ended up walking with a limp the entire day. Thankfully I'm a ambidextrous skidder otherwise I would've had to have phoned home. The swelling has gone down but there's a bruise half the length of the toenail. I totally blame my sqrl for this as it was her idea (matching outfits) and she helped me fit a pair where the tips of my toes stick out beyond the foam sole as what she describes as the "proper way".

Awesome.