This is one where I would normally say the Soloist is the way to go, but will part with you gentlemen on this one for only one reason. Cost. Though to true OCP, cost is no object, and true OCP is willing to get a second or third mortgage on the house to fund our sickness. In this case however, I would suggest something that is still truly bling, yet able to fall within the realm of what a local college can pay for. You have to figure, the college needs to pay for a minimum of 8 bikes (spares), and extrta parts, gear, equipment, etc. Much less expensive than the full Soloist setup, yet still high performance BLING!!!

How about this?

The SCOTT Pro Centaur. (frame with white SCOTT decals)

http://www.scottusa.com/product.php?UID=6236

Although, I would probably swap out for some FSA K-Force Mega-Exo carbon cranks. That would give you a smidgeon of red to match the smidgeon of red in the jerseys.