Originally Posted by
stapfam
Don't let the bride know that you have time for bike rides next month.
The list my wife has of jobs for me to do is longer than the jobs I am trying to avoid doing till next year.
I don't think that you did it right, stap.
Your mistake was telling your wife that you were retiring. If you hadn't told her all you'd have to do is get up every morning just as if you were going to work and you'd have the whole day to yourself. That's what I'm going to do if I ever decide to give up driving the school bus.