@sailorbenjamin Oh ok, thanks for clearing that up!
@randyjawa Thanks for the info, and I guess bomb, bullet and kid proof is a pretty good thing after all. I've been looking at it a little closer and it seems like the bike will just fall apart with half a rotation. The gears look more rusted than the titanic, and the chain doesn't seem to be in the greatest condition, but what do I know? Maybe one day I'll transform it into a chick magnet and ride it to school