Facts.
Fall was on a bike when the bike was at a standstill or stopping.
The rider has no recollection of whether the foot was engaged on the pedal or not and "Brain Fade" is one of the contributory factors for acceptance into Club Tombay.
Damage to the person was sustained in a graze and bruising to the hip and more important he hasn't shown pics of the hip. (Pics of members with their pants down would get the forum closed down)
Minuses- No Nurses- no Sympathetic bystanders and no mates rolling about with laughter but I doubt that a bent rider would worry about riders coming down to their level occasionally.
At least the bike was not damaged to a serious extent and he was man enough to get back on the bike to check it out for damage.
For these reasons I am accepting your application into Club Tombay with an honourable mention
