I go out for a few 2/3 hour rides most weeks, sometimes alone, sometimes in a group, and like to stop for a coffee and something to eat somewhere along the way.

My problem is I usually eat Danish pastries at cafes or, if I'm off road, a pork pie from my rucksack. If there's a pub around it's sometimes a beer and a sandwich.

But it's rarely, if ever, a slice of fruit pie

Am I in contravention of any rules of this forum, or do the rules only apply to the west of the pond?

Is there a Bikeforums book of pie recipes available if I have to fall in line?