got doored a few months ago by some idiot woman who barely seemed to care i couldve been killed by what she had just done
still finished my 65+ mile ride though in spite of it

then last week i was playing cyclocross with my fg on slick tires and high psi and had a ~1mph crash trying to turn around on loose gravel
landed in some marsh grass and laughed at myself and then continued on my merry way