Originally Posted by Scrodzilla

Today while out doing a few errands after closing the shop I stopped in at Five Guys to grab a burger. Seated a few tables away from me were a typical meathead 20-something year old construction worker-type dude, his wife (I'm assuming) and their kid - who was about two years old and throwing a sniveling/whining/crying/pouting/yelling tantrum the entire time they were there. Naturally, he was giving me the stink eye like I was somehow offending him by being alive.

As I got up to leave and walked by their table he said "Hey, how do you sleep with those things on your head?", pointing at my dreads. I stopped and said "How do you sleep with that thing in your house?", pointing at his kid.

Game, set, match.