Bad news, SA. Your application for man card reinstatement has been emphatically denied, with extreme prejudice no less. Not only were prominent members of the committee still appalled by your original statement, but your recent remark ("I took it upon myself to take interest in college football to spend more time with her") was particularly damaging. I simply cannot repeat here some of the crude and disparaging remarks I overheard from the waiting room. Harsh!

Anyway, better luck next year.