Originally Posted by
SlimRider
+1
Would you rather have an 18 year old running back or a 50 year old one on your team?
Would you rather fight an 18 year old Mike Tyson or a 50 year old Mike Tyson?
(Of course, that might not matter that much. Most likely you'd still get your butt kicked, either way!

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No US military would even consider you for enlistment. They have no use for you, once you've reached the ripe old age of 50 yrs. To them, you're all washed up!
Just face it! We're all on the conveyor belt of time...
Right now, it's your son's time to dominate on the ascents!
Just enjoy his youth and capabilities before you retire and join the AARP!
Edited version
I know this version now has "50" instead of "32" but... if you change it to 32 I think i would much rather fight 18 year old mike tyson than 32 year old mike tyson. Athletes often reach their peak around that age...
of course I'd rather you gave me a bicycle so I could cycle away from mike tyson.