I didn't mention the stickers much for fear of bringing her discerning eye upon their until now hidden value. Once I have safely extracted the stickers from the expertly handcrafted rattle can job and placed them in my sticker book, I am not sure what to do with the vessel that bore the feline folios.

I thought of fashioning a custom woven tweed coat, a toque worn in all seasons and temperatures and an unkept yet carefully kept beard to keep her warm in the cooler months, but then I realized that her future owner will already bear these items.

Decisions, decisions.

The previous owner was a female, so my future advertising campaign will revolve around the subject of "female ridden" to eschew the idea that it might have been abused in a former life.