Bikingshearer, shepherd and barber of the Italian steeds. I was once in your position long, long ago (yesterday). I, too, did not understand how it would feel to share the ***** Cruiser's passion for mostly smooth wheel revolutions. The feeling of wind in your hair made thoughts of grasping the braking lever almost secondary and this heathen horned mechanism would have probably been omitted had it not been secured by 7 pounds of permanently cured spray paint.

Concern yourselves not, I shall go forth to the holding pen of the Cruiser and bring her hither this eve. For soon, you shall all behold, in 10.2mp quality compressed to 1024x xxx quality, the true nature of this feral beast.

Also, cat stickers.