Originally Posted by
canyoneagle
1. Those big, heavy duty jacked up D-bag trucks with ridiculous rims and low profile tires, and a 4" exhaust, with engine tuning designed to produce black smoke, usually in cyclists' or pedestrians' faces. And the D-bags that drive them, usually on paved or dirt roads that my volvo could easily navigate. Grrr.....
2. Steady headwinds that feel like thick liquid when there's no apparent evidence of the wind in the trees or grass.
3. When people post in forums as if they are texting. i mn rly wtf is that about srsly

Undoubtedly the most common Colorado cycling phenomenon. It is the only place I know where wind can blow from all directions at once without it being a tornado. And when you come to a stop, it's as calm as The Matrix when it gets all...Matrix-y.