Okay, I'll try summore:
Traffic jam?
WHAT traffic jam?
I GET PAID TO RIDE MY BIKE (for those of us who ride one to earn our living

)
This
IS my car!
YOU get off the road! (okay, maybe that one's too hostile

)
SIDE
WALKS ARE FOR
WALKING
BIKE LIGHTS SAVE LIVES
I WORK TO BIKE
And here's an idea (fill in the stats)
CAR OWNERSHIP = $______ /YEAR
BIKE OWNERSHIP = $______ /YEAR
WHO'S STUPID NOW??