Is one of those ideas jacking the seat way up?

If so, I can confirm it isn't just a BF thing. That's how the bike was displayed at the shop, even though the frame is more relaxed/distance than race. The owner(?) even made a slightly sheepish comment when I asked to try it -- something like "Well, we're going to adjust the seat before anyone takes it out, so why not..." No worries. I get it: retail is tough.