I remember Joe Namath, "Broadway Joe" of the NY Jets, who promised to win Super Bowl II or III vs the BALTIMORE Colts, once wrote a book (or was reputed to have done so) titled: "I Can't Wait Till Tomorrow (Because I Get Better-Looking Every Day)!" I still carry that title around in my head, because that's what cycling does for you (as long as you started young enough).

I think that the older you get, the easier women are to find, but then I've always had an appreciation for "older" women. When I was 19, I always preferred women in their 30's. Now, I guess "older" women are about my age now! Women tend to outlive men, so the competition gets easier as you get older. Forget about the young babes; they tend to be gold diggers, and you have to be either rich or powerful to attract them (see "Henry Kissinger" or "Aristotle Onassis"). Plus I find the older quality women prefer guys who are really fit, so that's where the cycling comes in, and where you have a distinct advantage over those sleazy sedentary lounge acts.

If you're an older single guy, and you're having trouble attracting women, here's a neat strategy: buy a BMW motorcycle with a sidecar. Get a dog. White or yellow labs are good. Put a scarf on the dog (and maybe a set of those wind goggles for dogs, "doggles") and put him in the sidecar. Cruise around. This should give you plenty of hits, with that chick magnet of a dog! Good luck!

Luis