Originally Posted by
RobbieTunes
A-it itches.
B-if you bring a blanket, you're busted before you start.
C-you're being observed by 1 million mice, 8 cats, a couple of crows, and all their mites.
D-the pickup, the combine, the basement; almost anywhere is better than hay.
E-plowing fertile ground almost always brings forth a harvest. be careful what you wish for.
Straw bales work better than loose hay
There is almost always a blanket along by the horses
Who cares what the mice see
Certain turn-of-the-last-century experiments with vulcanizing very thin rubber have proven an effective deterrent to the juxtapostition of plowshares, furrows, seed, and fertility.
Mind you, the 'farmer's daughter" is often beef to the heel. But it's OK; in Wisconsin, we say, "FORWAAAAARD!"
There's no shame. Because there's no choice.