OK, so I decide to thin the herd to three categories
Antiques Highwheel. boneshaker(future), 20's bike, 30's bike, 40's bike, 50's and a tandem
Classic road two French, two Italian, two British, two Japanese, one Belgian, one Spanish
Evolution road two bikes with less than ten clicking cogs, made out of metal, one of burnt wood.
Modern one road, one MTB and a tandem and may be some type of toy or four (snow, BMX, trials, DH)
Fun one snow bike, one townie.

That would get me under thirty. I think that is a realistic goal.