Yeah, and you get to breath noxious carbon monoxide, asphalt off-gassing. You get to play dodge car. You get to deal will bad/angry/frustrated drivers. You get to try to avoid broken glass, and potholes. Sounds like fun!
Actually I do have a road bike and enjoy it. Keeps my reflexes and attention sharp. I just enjoy being off-road much more!
L8R
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