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How To (NOT) Inspect and Test Ride a Bike

Step 1: Loosen and Verify Seat Post is not stuck. Adjust seat post up or down for test ride.

Step 2: Do the same with the handlebar stem. After all, stuck stems are a PITA, and at the very least, get a discount on the bike if it is stuck.

Step 3: Spin the wheels, make sure brakes work and are not rubbing, shift the gears. Inspect the frame for rust, dents or other defects.

Step 4: Inflate tires.

Step 5: Off for a ride!

Step 6: CRASH!!!!

Step 7: Pick yourself off the ground, knock the blacktop grit off your bloody hands, walk the bike back, and pay the seller.



Forgot critical step 2B: Retighten stem FULLY!!! Make sure bars are secure. It turns out, when you try to turn with a loose stem, the wheel goes one way, and you will go another....

Also critical step 4B: Put on your riding gear, at least the basics (helmet and gloves).

Last edited by wrk101; 01-05-13 at 01:59 PM. Reason: Changed it to "4B"
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