Im the guys that gets mad at the bike shop mechanic if he doesnt mark my seat height before he puts it on the stand. I actually got mad at a friend who took my bike out of my truck and raised the seat so he could ride it. Thats like touching a mans woman when you mess with setup of someones bike.

I like to mock the skinny guys as they pass me and just dare them to say something..... I say its about time you caught up to me I have been slowing down for the last 10 miles. (blank stare from the rider)

I like to help the guy catch on to a faster group by saying get on my wheel Ill pull you up and just slow down even more.