Originally Posted by
cocar
--When I originally bought my bike from the LBS (first bike, road bike), I told them I knew nothing about bikes. They failed to tell me about maintaining adequate tire pressure or sell me a floor pump. So when I brought the bike back in, 2 months later for an unrelated issue, both tires had a pressure of 50. The guy asks me "are you putting air in your tires before you ride?" me "you're supposed to do that?" Entire store dies laughing. They've never let me live it down, either.
Now that's funny right there.
Originally Posted by
cocar
-- I like wearing spandex. Yes, I know all you men are looking at my ass. I don't give the tiniest $hit.
I swore up and down for years I'd never wear any, but now I think it's actually more comfortable while on the bike.
Originally Posted by
cocar
-- I think guys with shaved legs are sexy, but I think they should be required to shave their pits, too
ehh, no thank you
I see how long it takes my wife to do that stuff and I'm like efffffff that!
Originally Posted by
cocar
-- If you don't think we are checking you out in your spandex, you are LYING TO YOURSELVES, and need to do a reality check. We're just sneakier about it.
hehe my wife sure likes it when I wear my cycling stuff.
Originally Posted by
cocar
--I have a major cycling tan going on, and I'm oddly proud of it.
I think I started getting one after only 2 or 3 rides in cycling shorts.