What, and be accused of tube-size envy?

I don't hate carbon. I don't hate aluminum. I don't hate Ti.

Steel seems to forgive me for being inadequate.
I think the others are all mocking me.
Sometimes, I think I hear them laughing.

I think my carbon bikes should be named "who do you think you're kidding?"
You know, you sell one, and the kid who comes to get it sizes you up.
You just know he's thinking "yep, this guy doesn't need one of these."