Originally Posted by JAG410

Do you parents know you dress like that in public?

Originally Posted by Doohickie

I have a standard response for all heckling, whether it comes from other cyclists or motorists: I wave back enthusiastically and yell, "I LOVE YOU TOO!" or "I LOVE YOU, MAN!" At that point I can tell myself that the ones who are snickering are laughing with me. I once had a carful of high school boys buzz me and start yelling out F*** YOU and stuff like that. I waved and yelled back, "I LOVE YOU!" with a big smile on my face. They all started laughing and one of them yelled back at me, "It's cool, man!"

Originally Posted by John E

"Oh -- isn't that the carbon fork with the safety recall?"

Originally Posted by frantik

"The jerk store called... they're running out of you!"