I wanna see him riding that Cipollini, it might start making sense then ... if he's proportioned like a gorilla.

And what's it going to handle like? Surely it'd have quick steering to start with, then add no neck and stubby bars. Hmm, no foot retension then full blat down a steep hill, with that steering and gearing, brakes'd never be an issue, you'd be in the bushes before brakes became a consideration.