Originally Posted by Sixty Fiver

Well...one time I was riding my Pugsley and was being chased by a pack of crocodiles and for those who don't know it, crocodiles can run very fast so I was booking it.

Looking ahead I saw that my only option was to ride through some quicksand or ride the bike straight up a tree so I opted for the quicksand and as I looked back saw the crocs sinking to their deaths.

After that I rode back and dragged their carcasses out and made myself a belt, some panniers, and had me some BBQ at the side of the river.