I started with Endomorphs then Big Fat Larrys. Thorns are no prob for Stans. It's big chunks of broken tempered glass remains from auto accidents that punch a big hole. I have no desire to eat glitter with my Stans, but thanks for the idea.
I have scoured all of the fatbike sites. Still, three solutions that do not currently exist: a toughassed tire, a huge Tuffy liner, or a thornproof tube (which would be way thicker than my tires).