I know, right?

Strangely, I seem to fit in. Not sure why...let's see...


- Thick-rimmed glasses: CHECK
- Half-Sleeve tattoo: CHECK
- Job that allows me to wear jeans: CHECK
- Multiple bicycles (including two track bikes): CHECK
- Collection of Northface jackets: CHECK
- Only type of jeans owned are Levis 501: CHECK
- Collection of Nikes: CHECK
- MacBook Pro, MacBook, iPhone 5, iPad Mini: CHECK
- ******or: CHECK
- Sport wagon car...with bike racks on top: CHECK
- Non-Threatening Black guy: CHECK
- Opinions about coffee: CHECK