I read all 70 pages of this thread at work.

I am obsessed with matching all my gear, from bottle cages to jersey.

I only bought my latest road bike because I think it is sexy.

I love seeing other cyclists when I ride and always smile/wave/raisemyfingersoffofthebarwave yet they often do not return the favor and i despise them for it, but I will never stop greeting them joyfully.