Hmmm...I'm not sure which I'd prefer, either
"A couple of immature adults threw a half eaten hot dog at me." - ridealot
OR
"...when I was riding out from my house an unidentified stinging insect got into my helemt through one of the vent holes and stung me right in the head." - Quickbeam
The hotdog missed, but that means there's some people driving around who like to assault complete strangers. On the otherhand, the bug drew blood...