This thread was conceived out of a remedy at the time that was thought to be the best achievable solution.
After almost a week of using this type of therapy, and without exaggerating, I can honestly say that this treatment (tow spreader/relaxers) has done more good in six days than all other remedies combined, and over 20 years (since 1991).
Thought this would be worth adding in case it was a one time placebo type of thing, and I will continue to update this thread. Can't wait to see what this does in the real cycling world, but the improvement in my sleep, sensation in my feet and general energy level is off the charts.