1.) Road bike: Kona zing ('09)
2.) Old steel road bike: Motobecane Super Mirage ('79)
3.) BMX: Stolen Heater ('09)
4.) Cargo/kid carrier: Norco Bushpilot with chariot cheetah trailer
5.) Mountain Bike: Kona Stuff ('08)

Why everyone should get more:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMObbzCbUvM

Best biking vid, EVER.